you know you're in 2006

You Know You're In 2006 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
15.Now you're laughing at your stupidity :)

Inside a kitty's mind

I'm staring at you, Look at me please. HELLO?? LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!Gr! Fine! I'll jump up on your lap so you HAVE to notice me!! Hahaha!! *jump* Yes! Look at me! You are under my power! You will do as I say! Now, PET ME!! *nothing happens* I said, PET ME! *still nothing* PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME!!! *sizzling head* Fine!! Resist my power! But I have another, more powerful power!! I will RUB AGAINST YOU!! Hahaha!!! You will not be able to resist my cuteness!! *rub, rub, rub* What's this?? You still resist me?? Fine, then! I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice! I will have to use my... *DUN Dun dun * kiss of doom!* lick, lick, lick* What??? How can you resist my... *DUN Dun dun* Kiss of doom!? I... I have nothing left! What do I do? I can't go back to the barn! The animals pick on me!! NOOOOoooooooooOOO!!!!!!I failed..."Come on, Cupcake, leave grandpa alone, he's taking a nap."Stop calling me Cupcake, Woman!!

reamber 9 1 1

It's all about me!

Well,
I thought I would get some suff of my mind!
Here lately I have been so sad. Crying all most every nite. I have a lot going on in my life for starter's my father had to have his leg cut off and its been 3 days now and he still is on a ventlator to help him breath.
I shouldn't be mad at him but I am because if a couple of year's ago he would have put down the beer can and taken his meddicen everyday like he was told to do then maybe he wouldn't be in the shape he is in.

Also i have been back home with my family for a month now and thangs have changed so much! My mother drinks at least a 12 pack of bush beer evry nite i on the other hand am sober and drug free so i am hateing the way she acts everyday!

I have been with my childern's father off and on for about 7yrs we have been split up for about 6months now i was away from him for 3months and we only talked on the phone he told me when i came home we would be togather well i came back home and he said a differnt story well tonite we had a long talk and hopefully we will be geting back togeather for us this time not just for the kids i am feeling like i love him more now than be4 am i crazy?


in the mist of all this i am so happy i have my friend NICK http://saintnicksbytes.blogspot.com/

dad

I tried so hard to be patience with you. I tried telling myself "I miss him so much" and " Don't worry, I'm sure he does too. "But it doesn't help at all withall the pain. But i was saved daddy, I allowed God in myheart, but you don't care that I'm not the same.God talks to me and tells me not to give up on you, cause you'll come around. But how is 2 years for you to come and putting me down?Daddy, God has opened my eyes, and exposed reality on the world. He told me no matter what "You're Daddy'sLittle Girl I hope God will one day open your eyes, and show you the world. I hope God shows you,the pain you cause to your little girl.I was taught to not be afraid, and have no fear. When you fall down get back up, and keep going your time is almost here. I will still love you daddy

A Good Bye Kiss

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."
Everyone had a good laugh, and soon we were all telling stories of our most embarrassing moments. It came around to Frank who sat quietly listening to the others. Someone said, "Come on, Frank. Tell us your most embarrassing moment."
Frank began, "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home." He looked at us and said, "I wish you could have met my Dad. He was a big man, and he was strong from pulling the nets and fighting the seas for his catch. When you got close to him, he smelled like the ocean. He would wear his old canvas, foul-weather coat and his bib overalls. His rain hat would be pulled down over his brow. No matter how much my Mother washed them, they would still smell of the sea and of fish."
Frankie voice dropped a bit. "When the weather was bad he would drive me to school. He had this old truck that he used in his fishing business. That truck was older than he was. It would wheeze and rattle down the road. You could hear it coming for blocks. As he would drive toward the school, I would shrink down into the seat hoping to disappear. Half the time, he would slam to a stop and the old truck would belch a cloud of smoke. He would pull right up in front, and it seemed like everybody would be standing around and watching. Then he would lean over and give me a big kiss on the cheek and tell me to be a good boy. It was so embarrassing for me. Here I was twelve years old, and my Dad would lean over and kiss me good-bye!"
He paused and then went on, "I remember the day I decided I was too old for a good-bye kiss. When we got to the school and came to a stop, he had his usual big smile. He started to lean toward me, but I put my hand up and said, 'No, Dad.' It was the first time I had ever talked to him that way, and he had this surprised look on his face.
I said, 'Dad, I'm too old for a good-bye kiss. I'm too old for any kind of kiss.' My Dad looked at me for the longest time, and his eyes started to tear up. I had never seen him cry. He turned and looked out the windshield. 'You're right,' he said. 'You are a big boy....A man. I won't kiss you anymore."
Frank got a funny look on his face, and the tears began to well up in his eyes. "It wasn't long after that when my Dad went to sea and never came back. It was a day when most of the fleet stayed in, but not Dad. He had a big family to feed. They found his boat adrift with its nets half in and half out. He must have gotten into a gale and was trying to save the nets and the floats."
I looked at Frank and saw that tears were running down his cheeks. Frank spoke again. "Guys, you don't know what I would give to have my Dad give me just one more kiss on the cheek....To feel his rough old face....To smell the ocean on him....To feel his arm around my neck. I wish I had been a man then. If I had been a man, I would never have told my Dad I was too old for a good-bye kiss." --- Thomas Charles Clara
May we never get too old to show our love or to receive love without embarrassment.
The Apostle Paul wrote at the leading of the Holy Spirit,
"Greet ye one another with a kiss of love.
Peace be with you all that are in Christ Jesus."
(1Pe 5:14 )

The Power of Worrying

Death was walking toward a city one morning and a man asked, "What are you going to do?"
''I'm going to take 100 people." Death replied.
"That's horrible!" the man said.
"That's the way it is." Death said.
''Well, we'll see about that," said the man as he hurried to warn everyone he could about Death's plan.
As evening fell, he met Death again.
"You told me you were going to take 100 people," the man said. "Why did 1,000 die?"
"I kept my word," Death responded. "I only took 100 people. Worry took the others."
This interesting tale portrays so well what the National Mental Health Committee reported a few years ago -- Half of all the people in America's hospital beds are constant worriers. Mental distress can lead to migraine headaches, arthritis, heart trouble, cystitis, colitis, backaches, ulcers, depression, digestive disorders and yes, even death. Add to that list the mental fatigue of nights without sleep and days without peace, and then we get a glimpse of the havoc worry plays in destroying the quality and quantity of life.
Release the regrets of yesterday, refuse the fears of tomorrow and receive instead, the peace of today. Yes, my friend, simply let go and let God. Live this, and be eternally blessed. (Author Unknown)
''And we have known and believed the love that God has to us. God is love; and he that dwells in love dwells in God, and God in him. Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. (1 John 4:16-18)
''Do not be anxious (worried) about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable-- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy-- think about such things.'' Phil. 4:6-8 =================
Here are a few Bible vitamins to help combat things like worry. Unlike most of the vitamin suppliments merchandised these days, these are all free for the taking. :-)
Bible Vitamins
Anxious? Take Vitamin A. All things work together for good for those who love God, who are called according to his purpose. (Rom 8:28)
Blue? Take Vitamin B. Bless the Lord, O my soul, and all that is within me, bless his holy name. (Ps 103:1)
Crushed? Take Vitamin C. Cast all your anxiety on him, because he cares for you. (1 Pet 5:7)
Depressed? Take Vitamin D. Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. (Jas 4:8)
Empty? Take Vitamin E. Enter his gates with thanksgiving, and his courts with praise. Give thanks to him, bless his name. (Ps 100:4)
Fearful? Take Vitamin F. Fear not, for I am with you, do not be afraid, for I am your God. (Isa 41:10)
Greedy? Take Vitamin G. Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put unto your lap; for the measure you give will be the measure you get back. (Lk 6:38)
Hesitant? Take Vitamin H. How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of the messenger who announces peace, who brings good news, who announces salvation, who says to Zion, "Your God reigns." (Isa 52:7)
Insecure? Take Vitamin I. I can do all things through him who strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)
Jittery? Take Vitamin J. Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. Heb 13:8)
Know nothing? Take Vitamin K. Know this that the Lord is God, it is He that made us and not we ourselves. (Ps 100:3)
Lonely? Take Vitamin L. Lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age. (Mt 28:20)
Mortgaged? Take Vitamin M. My grace is sufficient for you, for power is made perfect in weakness. (2 Cor 12:9)
Nervous? Take Vitamin N. Never, no never will I leave you nor forsake you. (Heb 13:5)
Overwhelmed? Take Vitamin O. Overcome evil with good. (Rom. 12:21)
Perplexed or puzzled? Take Vitamin P. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not let them be afraid. (John 14:27)
Quitting? Take Vitamin Q. Quit you like men and women, be strong. (1 Cor 16:13)
Restless? Take Vitamin R. Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for him. (Ps 37:7)
Scared? Take Vitamin S. Stay with me, and do not be afraid; for the one who seeks my life seeks your life; you will be safe with me. (1 Sam 22:23)
Tired? Take Vitamin T. Those who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings like eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint. (Isa 40:31)
Uncertain? Take Vitamin U. Understand that I am (the Lord). Before me no god was formed, nor shall there be any after me. (Isa 43:10)
Vain? Take Vitamin V. Vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed every one. (Acts 5:16)
Wondering what to do? Take Vitamin W. What does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Mic 6:8)
Exhausted? Take Vitamin X. Exercise thyself rather unto godliness. (1 Tim 4:7)
Yearning for hope? Take Vitamin Y. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for you art with me; your rod and your staff - they comfort me. (Ps 23:4)
Zapped? Take Vitamin Z. Zealous for good deeds. (Titus 2:14)

No One Can Take Your Place Darling, seems like all I ever do, Are having wonderful dreams of loving you. In my dreams, I see your beautiful face Honey, no one can take your place… You’ve touched my life in so many ways, As long as I have you; they’ll be no lonely days. With me, you’ll always have your space, Honey, no one can take your place…I miss your soft & tender touch, Just taking care of you, would mean so much. I’d love to have you here with me, Just to kiss & hold you tenderly…When ever I’m down & feeling blue, I simply stop what I’m doing & think of you. When every moment is filled with strife, I thank the lord you’re in my life… When all seems lost, with no one to care, Please remind yourself, I’ll always be there. To comfort you, in good times & bad, It would hurt me so, to see you sad… I’ll always want only the best for you, Love & support you, in whatever you do. Loving you completely, asking nothing in return, Keeping you happy; is my only concern. I just want to keep a smile, on your beautiful face, Darling; no one, can ever take your place…

I can't kid my self

I love you but I shouldn't. I'd tell you but I couldn't. I'm the only one who will ever know. So on with my life I'll try to go. I'll try to ignore the sick feeling I get when you're away. And not to hang on every word I hear you say. No longer will I let your smile melt me to the core. When your eyes meet mine, I won't blush anymore. Each minute that passes I won't think of you. The feeling of true love I'll forget I knew. Then again, who am I kidding? You're my true reason for living. My heart for now I must foresake And with every glance my heart will break

A CHANCE TO CHANGE

A candle's weak mysterious flame
Warms up my heart on stormy nights
I realize it's me to blame
For all the crazy, angry fights

I want to ask you to forgive
For what I've said for what I've done
My love is all I have to give
I'll try to change, I will try hard

I realized you're all I have
There's no one else that close to me
Give me a chance and understand
That only you can let set me free

So I'm looking in your eyes
Asking you to break those chains
Chains of guilt and chanins of lies
Please use your enchanting ways.

All but you!

All But You
Millions of people pass by meMy heart wish to see only youThousands of eyes are set on meMy eyes match only youLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherWhat is the past incase it lastsIn the face of horrible holocaustCathedrals and churches Old Oaks and BirchesAll remind me of only youWhen sweet was the life And there was no strifeI thought of only youIncarnations, rejuvenationsAmalgamation and resurrectionsAll these tell me Only you are my combinationLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherDown the memory lane Whenever I see a maneI remember thy FirstIncarnation of pastI remember the orchards And I remember the old birdsIn the mist till I seeYou as ever foreverSweetest dream came true the dayWhen I saw you in MayBoth the magical ring And you had to say:Love knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherDon’t ask me what the rhyme is aboutDon’t say and please don’t doubtWhenever you will listen thy songNo matter wherever you belong Will come to your cast The beautiful life of pastEven If you and I can never meetEven if you are lost in the world fleetJust remember me and remember thy songSing this aloud and sing it alongLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherForever together

Learning Patience

Wait on the Lord:
be of good courage,
and he shall stengthen thine heart:
wait I say, on the Lord.
Psalm 27:14


The idea of patience is not a popular one to day. We are expected to be aggressive, to go out and get what we want when we want it. Those who wait patiently for the Lord to supply their needs are generally subject to ridicule.
The same is true in marriage. When we demand something from our spouse that he or she cannot deliver immediately, our first reaction is to turn away, to not be patient. If the disappointments and the turning away becomes habitual, our marriage is in deep trouble. Notice that the verse above does not say we will always get what we want. Instead, it promises that our hearts will be stengthened. We will learn to be patient we will learn how to love even when we do not receive what we think we want.

I LOVE YOU

It's eazy to say "I love you," especially when we want something from another. The words just fall off our tongues, never even going through our brains on the way. You can fool a lot of people into believing those words, too, at least until your actions prove otherwise.
Peopl who have been brought up to love generously can be guilty of using those three words inappropriately, too. There are a lot of huggy-kissy people who would be well advised to keep their distance until others can see if their words are backed up by their lives.

My childern,
let us not love in word or in tongue,
but in deed and in truth.
1 john 3:18

Hello!

hello everyone!
I haven't been on here in a long while.
I have been going thru some very hard time's in my life but any way i am back i would like to thanks everyone for the comments left on my blog. I just hope thangs get better for me!
I have god in my life now so hopefuly they will.
your friend tiffany

A Request

Since Tiffany has made me a co-writer of her blog, I am taking this occasion (my first) to request your good thoughts and, for those who take prayer seriously, your prayers for her. Tiffany isn’t available to post to this blog at the moment because she is undergoing some very grave problems.

I ask that you keep her in your thoughts and, for those who take prayer seriously, your prayers. Please take this opportunity to write in the comments of this post your positive thoughts, support, and prayers for Tiffany and I shall convey your words to her.

Thank you!

How To Impress..
A Woman?

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
dance with her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man?
Show up naked.
Bring Beer...Emmm :)

Love, I love you not only for what you are,but for what I am when I am with you.I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out, I love you for reaching out and touching my heart, and passing over all the foolish, weak things that you can't help simply seeing there, and for drawing out into the light all the beautiful belongings that no one else had looked quite far enough to find.
Love is entrusting our faults to one another. Love is belonging in each other's thoughts with care as well as feeling.
Love is beautiful. You are enhanced by my love. I am enhanced by you, Love. I love because of you, and you are the reason for all of my tomorrows. Your love makes my life complete.

A True Friend


A friend is someone who brightens your day with a smile,
a warm hello, or gentle words from the heart.
A friend is a precious gift to be cherished
and nurtured. A friend is a treasure beyond worth.
I am so grateful to call you my friend!!

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE...

I love you because of your sweet, gentle, ways;So, slow to condemn, so quickly to praise.Encouraging words, with a soft easy touch ...Just some of the reasons why I love you so much.
I love you because you are honest and strong.Right here, in my arms, is where you belong.You hold me, console me, and you are my best friend.I can't live without you, no need to pretend.
I love you because you light up my days,Fill my heart and my soul with your sweet loving ways.I love you because you never pretend.And if I'm hardheaded, you always give in.
You're so easy to love, so hard to forget;Faithful and true since the day that we met.I could search the world over and still never findA love like yours. You are one of a kind.
I love you because you are quick to forgiveOverlooking my faults each day that I live,So slow to anger, so quick to respondTo my loving wishes; above and beyond

TO TOUCH THE HEART...

To touch the heart of someone dear -though it might sometimes cause a tearto fall or rest upon the cheek - Should be something all should seek.
For often hearts - not touched at allstart hardening and shrinking small.And then the time - it takes to growA loving heart - is very slow.
For hearts expand as those who care - extend their love and - let us sharea moment, space or special phrasethat eases pain on dreary days.Or simply starts our lips to smileand brightens time for just a while
The ways and kinds and means of sharingit seems to me - Are based on caring.And though we're often worlds apart,You still can touch my very heart.You make me smile or shed a tear.And I'll remember year to yearJust how your "touching" helped me grow.And I just thought I'd tell you so.