Sunday, March 16, 2008


If you really want something. Don't just sit there hop to it!

To tune into what's really going on, be all ears

Hidden treasures are often the sweetest pleasures

Jelly beans make everything better

A game of hide and seek can keep youngsters entertanined for hours

Floppy hats are perfect for bad hair days

A cute tale can make you the life of the party

Look forward to T.G.I.S Easter sunday that is!

It's never wise to put all your eggs in one basket!

To be most effective, walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Cat quotes, sayings and other funny comments about cats

"The cat is nature's beauty." --French proverb
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a great many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"His amiable amber eyesAre very friendly, very wise;Like Buddha, grave and fat,He sits, regardless of applause,And thinking, as he kneads his paws,What fun to be a cat!" --Christopher Morley
"If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air." --Doris Lessing
"A cat will be your friend, but never your slave." --Theophile Gautier
"I love cats because I love my home and little by little they become its visible soul." --Jean Cocteau
"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you." --Mary Bly
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." --Colette
"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience." --Alan and Ivy Dodd
"If you, like me, were made of fur and sun warmed you, like me, you'd purr." --Karla Kuskin
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion." --Fernand Mery
"Cats are living adornments." --Edwin Lent
"The Cat goes outAnd the cat comes backAnd no one can followUpon her track.She knows where she's goingShe knows where she's been, all we can doIs to let her in." --Marchette Chute
"Who could believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" --Irish saying
"A Cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." --Fred Schwab
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." --Edward Palley
"There are no ordinary cats." --Colette
"A sleeping cat is ever alert." --Fred Schwab
"No heaven will not ever Heaven beUnless my cats are there to welcome me." --Epitaph in a pet cemetery
More Cat Quotes

A Cat Named Joe
There's a cat named Joe and you wouldn't want to knowBut he thinks he'd like to be a HippopotamusAnd it sounds very strange, and he really wants to changeAnd in that way he's just like a lot of us
Oh, it wouldn't be so bad if he was certified as madBut he's not... he holds a normal conversationIt's just that within he's in a different kind of skinAnd it causes him a lot of botheration
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catAnd it can make for very strange conversation
You see, Joe can't swim... it's just not natural to himHe gets his fur wet and whiskers out of shapeAnd a hippo feels a dud unless he's wallowing in mudWith his big toothy mouth all agape
But you look into Joe's eyes and know he loves the shape and sizeOf his big, round cousin in the waterSo he sits by the river with his heart all a-quiverWanting what he really shouldn't oughta
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catI guess we'd sometimes like to change our situation.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008