Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

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Por Tu Amor ~Alacranes Musical My Favriote Song!

Hey baby girl Shhhh!
Solo Escucha

Por tu amor he sufrido tanto
Ahora que no estas aqui
Este amor no terminado
Aun pienso en ti

Por Tu Amor yo ire vagando
Tras mi Soledad
No descansare
Hasta tenerte otra ves

Y si tu ahun me quires
Ya sabes donde estoy
Aqui estare Esperandote
Con todo el Corazon

Asi que ven y dime cuanto me amas
Asi que ven y dime cuanto me extranas
Por tu amor
Yo viajaria hasta el infinito
Te cantare canciones que para ti eh escrito


(ahhh!! Y todo por tu amor chiquitita)

Por tu amor he sufrido tanto
Ahora que no estas aqui
Este amor no terminado
Ahun pienso en ti

Por Tu Amor yo ire vagando
Tras mi Soledad
No descansare
Hasta tenerte otra ves

Y si tu ahun me quires
Ya sabes en donde estoy
Aqui estare esperandote
Con todo el corazon

Asi que ven y dime cuanto me amas
Asi que ven y dime cuanto me extranas
Por tu amor
Yo vaijaria hasta el infinito
Te cantare canciones que para ti eh escrito

Esto es para ti

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The pr esident was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly
10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made th e day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain
would definitely be unlucky.

Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wis h good luck
Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.

Monday, February 26, 2007


Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
Like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
(My sentiments exactly)


If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean that one enjoys it?


There are three religious truths:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.


If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
But a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?


Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?


If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older;
then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?


Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If a cow snorted when it laughed
would milk come out of her nose?


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches,

did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?


Friday, February 23, 2007

Facts about sex

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I am sick

I am sick I have the ful or A head cold are what ever you want to call it! So that is why i have'nt been writeing much at all sorry!

Monday, February 19, 2007

So you thank you go it bad huh?

Well around here when it rain's it pours!
I now have includeing my self 12 people liveing in my 5bed room house and on the first we gain one more! So the next time you thank 2 or 3 people are bad reamber me 12! Oh the people are myself, my three childern, mom her husband, my two cousin's, uncle, aunt, and here grandson & my children's dad!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

God Has A Positive Answer~!

You Say
It's impossible
God Says
All things are possible
You say
I'm too tired
God says
I will give you rest
You say
Nobody really loves me
God says
I love you!
You say
I can't go on
God says
My grace is sufficient
You say
I can't figure things out
God says
I will direct your steps
You say
I can't do it
God says
You can do all things
You say
I'm not able
God says
I am able
You say
It's not worth it
God says
It will be worth it
You say
I can't forgive myself
God says
I forgive you
You say
I can't manage
God says
I will supply all your needs
You say
I'm afraid
God says
I havenot given you A spirit of fear
You say
I'm always worried
God says
Cast all your cares on me
You say
I'm not smart enough
God says
I give you wisdom
You say
I feel all alone
God says
I will never leave you nor forsake you!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007


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Anyone out there know of anyone hireing?
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Monday, February 12, 2007

Angel In Disguise

You're my angel in disguise You read my soul with your eyes Your spirit has entered my heart And it's my hope we never part for you are so special to me, Without you, my heart would weep bitterly.You're my angel in disguise Your love comforts my cries At night you guide me through the strife And it is for that, my dear angel, I owe you my life.
Angel In Disguise

A Shower of Rain

A Shower of Rain

The good ideas that didn't work,
the spinster who taught maths and Greek,
the boarded-up, what was once a corner shop,
those passing through, those who make do,
the well-established, the little palace,
the family home, the them and us,
the completely refurbished, the new build,
the closed National school, the wind
down entries, the instant sunlight,
the sound of music, the endless traffic,
the steel grid on the parlour door,
the dark street of solitary trees,
the monkey puzzle, the bulging hedge,
the cemented-over, the minimalist look,
the climbing roses, the hanging drapes,
the dickey-dy-do's, the rickety bed,
the flaking paint, the box room,
the rustle of a newspaper, a noise next door,
the snaps of mother and father,
the wakeful, the troubled, the early riser,
the timber floors, the young one's car,
ferns in the backyard, the rapid skies,
the original fittings, a shower of rain.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

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Hello everyone I am back!!!!!

hey it's me Tiffany I dont know if anyone actualy reads my blog but I am back online so be watching for my post's!