Tuesday, April 29, 2008


THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...

















HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE




THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD




Well, it's shit ... that's right shit




! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.






You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,


lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.







Some people know their shit,


while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.










There are lucky shits, dumb shits,


and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.




You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,

shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.




You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.





You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.





Some days are colder than shit,

some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.




Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.


You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.



You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,

or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle


Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.



When you stop to consider all the facts,

it's the basic building block of the English language.



And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along,
if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,
without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

Friday, April 25, 2008


Dead hammerhead shark found on Palm Beach coast
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Photo by Stacy Mandel
(enlarge photo)

A dead 10-foot hammerhead shark was found on the beach Sunday morning in the area of Dunbar Road.
According to reports, the shark carcass was spotted at 8:53 a.m. Public Works employees were called to pick up the animal and were assisted by two employees of The Breakers in getting it off the unguarded beach and into a town truck.
It was taken to the Solid Waste Authority Monday for disposal.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Photobucket meme
As seen first at http://adviceatyourownrisk.blogspot.com/



DIRECTIONS:
1. Go to http://www.photobucket.com/ 2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box. 3. Use only the first page. 4. Insert the picture into your Blog.




1.what is your relationship status?





2. What is your current mood?











.3. Who is your Favorite Band/Artist?











4. What is your favourite movie? DONT HAVE ONE








5. What kind of pet do you have?











6. Where do you live?











7. Where do you work?









8. What do you look like?













9. What do you drive?












10. What did you do last night?











11. What is your Favorite TV Show?














12. Describe yourself:













13.What are you doing today?













14. What is your name? TIFFANY










15. What is your favourite candy?











16. What is your favorite drink?












Tuesday, April 22, 2008

more funny pics enjoy!




































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