My uncle Wavel groce The truth will come out! My uncle will have justice he did not do this!

Marshals Find Convicted Rapist In Louisville

POSTED: 11:37 am EDT March 20, 2007
UPDATED: 12:58 pm EDT March 20, 2007

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- U.S. Marshals arrested a convicted rapist in Louisville on Monday.
Marshals arrested Ronnie Miller, 25, on charges of violating parole and the terms of the sex offender registry.

Also on Monday, marshals arrested Wavel Groce, 50, on charges of sexually abusing, raping and sodomizing a mentally disabled person.

"They’re just scum," Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Rich Knighten said. "You know, that’s the worst."

Daniel Groce, Wavel’s son, said the charges against his father were untrue.
"He would never do anything like that," Groce said. "He raised me. He raised my brother. He never tried to do anything like that with us. I know that none of that stuff is true."

Miller will be taken to Minnesota to face charges there. Groce was immediately taken to Allen County where investigators said they’re looking into new rape allegations. You see all of this is over him breaking up with his x-girlfriend jelousie is a bitch!

Monastery of Silence

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed.""I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.""I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine."It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

What is a Yankee?
The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts....

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Because he heard everyone there has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different Bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time "

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one is tall enough to go on the good rides

funny stuff

Men's advice to women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. 18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 19. You have enough clothes. 20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.