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A new drink for me!

So you know I am no longer drinking sodas because of the sugar and I can't stand Diet soda so I am now drinking Sugar Freean find them just about any where Hawaiian Punch Singles To Go hey and you canfind them just about any where for about a buck can't beat that! You just poor one into a glass no messuring to do or you can also poor them into bottled water. They come in differnt flavors mine is WILD PURPLE SMASH

Now if I could only stop smokeing

God I Need Some Energy!

So here's the thang I cant seem to get any energy up untill about 4pm every day I wish I knew what I could do to get some I started takeing this product has anyone else takeing it if so please let me know how it works

So I thought this product would have hepled me but it didnt so I have decided to make a big change in my life I am going to stop drinking soft drinks and stop eating sweet's so no more sugar! We will see how it goes!

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Odd News!

Clerk throws cans of tobacco at robber

Mon Apr 14, 9:21 AM ET

A cigarette store cashier has snuffed out a robbery.
Police said a masked man flashed a knife at the Cigarette Outlet on Friday and forced one employee to the floor, then demanded money from another worker, Ruth Wright.
Instead of cash, Wright threw two cans of chewing tobacco at the robber, and one hit him in the face.
Officers said a customer then tackled the man, but the robber broke free and bolted out the door.
A cashier, Kittie Peacock, said the store had been robbed at least once before.






Man jailed for fake Viagra sales

Fri Apr 11, 1:09 PM ET

The general manager of a Shanghai chemical company was jailed for two years on Thursday for selling fake tablets of the male impotence drug Viagra on the Internet, the official Xinhua news agency reported.
Yu Bohuai made a profit of over 60,000 yuan ($8,585) in 2006 and 2007 by selling 14,030 fake tablets to clients abroad and in Shanghai. He was arrested last July.
Viagra is marketed by Pfizer, the world's largest drug maker. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved it to treat impotence in 1998.

Drivers flood station for 35 cent gas

Fri Apr 11, 10:29 PM ET

Traffic was backed up and police were called to control the crowd after a Wilmington gas station accidentally set the pump price at 35 cents a gallon.

The Wilmington Star-News reported Friday that hundreds of drivers flooded a BP station for the cheap gas after the price dropped around 9 a.m. Thursday.
Station employee Shane Weller said the price for premium gasoline was supposed to be $3.35 a gallon. He complained that customers paid the cheaper price all day without saying a word.
It was all the extra traffic that led station employees to the mistake around 6 p.m. They found it after calling their district manager, looking for permission to changing the price as a way of stemming the flow of customers.

Ky. city debates allowing pet goat

Sun Apr 13, 2:49 PM ET

A central Kentucky planning board won't get Gale Warfield's goat, but the city commission might.
Officials in Frankfort are discussing whether goats are livestock or pets.
The issue came up in October when Warfield received a violation notice about the goat and duck she keeps as pets on her residential property. Warfield said the letter informed her that Szokie the goat had to go.
Then she received a second letter saying he could stay while officials decide what he is.
Last month, the city's planning commission proposed an amendment that would have allowed up to two farm animals to live in the city on land of five acres or more. Under the current regulations, farm animals are only permitted on tracts of five acres or more that are zoned industrial, commercial or agricultural.
A public meeting on the proposed changes was scheduled last week but the meeting was canceled and the amendment withdrawn. The members of the zoning committee said the proposed changes were unnecessary.
"The committee likes the ordinance as is," said City Planning Director Gary Mueller. "To me a goat is a farm animal."
Mueller said the City Commission would have to enact any changes. "The consensus of the committee is to recommend this to the City Commission, instead of amending any ordinance," he said.
Warfield said she's distraught because the situation is still unresolved.

"I don't know what to do from one day to the next," she said. "I'm at a loss for words on all this."
She'll plead her case one last time to the City Commission on April 28. If Warfield is forced to get rid of Szokie, she said, she'll try and find him a good home that will love and care for him.
"He's not a typical farm animal," Warfield said. "I don't want him to be sold to a stockyard for slaughter."

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THE EASTER BUNNY'S QUICK & SIMPLE TIPS

If you really want something. Don't just sit there hop to it!

To tune into what's really going on, be all ears

Hidden treasures are often the sweetest pleasures

Jelly beans make everything better

A game of hide and seek can keep youngsters entertanined for hours

Floppy hats are perfect for bad hair days

A cute tale can make you the life of the party

Look forward to T.G.I.S Easter sunday that is!

It's never wise to put all your eggs in one basket!

To be most effective, walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Cat quotes, sayings and other funny comments about cats

"The cat is nature's beauty." --French proverb
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a great many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"His amiable amber eyesAre very friendly, very wise;Like Buddha, grave and fat,He sits, regardless of applause,And thinking, as he kneads his paws,What fun to be a cat!" --Christopher Morley
"If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air." --Doris Lessing
"A cat will be your friend, but never your slave." --Theophile Gautier
"I love cats because I love my home and little by little they become its visible soul." --Jean Cocteau
"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you." --Mary Bly
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." --Colette
"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience." --Alan and Ivy Dodd
"If you, like me, were made of fur and sun warmed you, like me, you'd purr." --Karla Kuskin
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion." --Fernand Mery
"Cats are living adornments." --Edwin Lent
"The Cat goes outAnd the cat comes backAnd no one can followUpon her track.She knows where she's goingShe knows where she's been, all we can doIs to let her in." --Marchette Chute
"Who could believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" --Irish saying
"A Cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." --Fred Schwab
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." --Edward Palley
"There are no ordinary cats." --Colette
"A sleeping cat is ever alert." --Fred Schwab
"No heaven will not ever Heaven beUnless my cats are there to welcome me." --Epitaph in a pet cemetery
More Cat Quotes

A Cat Named Joe
There's a cat named Joe and you wouldn't want to knowBut he thinks he'd like to be a HippopotamusAnd it sounds very strange, and he really wants to changeAnd in that way he's just like a lot of us
Oh, it wouldn't be so bad if he was certified as madBut he's not... he holds a normal conversationIt's just that within he's in a different kind of skinAnd it causes him a lot of botheration
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catAnd it can make for very strange conversation
You see, Joe can't swim... it's just not natural to himHe gets his fur wet and whiskers out of shapeAnd a hippo feels a dud unless he's wallowing in mudWith his big toothy mouth all agape
But you look into Joe's eyes and know he loves the shape and sizeOf his big, round cousin in the waterSo he sits by the river with his heart all a-quiverWanting what he really shouldn't oughta
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catI guess we'd sometimes like to change our situation.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING

I HAVE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF SORRY I WILL TRY TO POST MORE LATTER I AM A HOSEKEEPER ONCE AGIAN!

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The One That Got A Way!

Are the fish biting today? I guess we will see .The sun is just rising. Is it meant to be? With my pole in my hand,I head for the shore. I don't need a tackle box, Just worms, nothing more. I find a nice rock, 'Ah, this one will do. 'It's just the right size. I kick off my shoes. The worms are a wriggling, The water is just right I cast out my line And get ready to fight. I sit and wait patiently. The sun is so warm. I should get a bite. Uh - Oh. here comes a storm. I reel in my line And head up the hill, Then pray to the GodsOne wish to fulfill. Let it be quick. Don't stay here too long. I want to go fishing. This storm should be gone. A few cracks of thunder And some lightning, too, Some big drops of rain To make everything new. Then like two young lovers The clouds they did part I grabbed all my gear And playing it smart, I put on my jacket And a nice wide brimmed hat Then on my rock by the shoreI once again sat. I donned a new worm And cast out my line. It was still kinda sprinklin' But that was just fine. With a zing and a whir My pole came alive. A fish I had caught And, oh, he had drive. He swam and he swam, But I wouldn't give up. I would land this fish And have him for sup. Then like a gunshot My line it did break. My heart turned to mush Right there on the lake. The one that got away? Him, I'll never forget. For maybe next time, I'll remember my net.

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FINDING MYSELF

Now that my life is so great.Now that my life has no pain.You come and tear it apart,You come in and leave when you want.Now that the darkness is filled with happinessNow that joy is overcoming the hate You take those moments and switch'em to role plays You drag me into a world of fantasies and evil intentions and what i knew all erases.Now that i've become a new person Now that my old self is determined You tell me lies,lies and more liesYou tell me you was me this whole time.

wow was i ever shocked! feb14-2008

I sat waiting for my viejo {my old man} to get home like allways on thursday we go to walmart to cash his check and buy our grocierys for the week well he finaly comes walking in the door gives me my beso and ask's (mija do you mind if i take my cousin and his friends to cash there checks and i will also go ahead and cash mine andi when i come back we will go and do our shoping. I said sure well he was about to walk out the door and comes back in and ask's me{do you have a piece of string?} huh i ask what kind of string he look's in the dresser next to our bed and grabs a breadtell you when tie he's asks {can you hold this around your finger so i can cut this ?} by this time i am really confused so i ask what do you need this for? he say {i'll i get back} well he return's about an hour later and say's {let's go} well i must i was wondern if i was going to receve any thang for valintinesday but i was n$ot going to ask hey you gona give me somethang lol.... any way we finaly get our shopeing done and we are on our way back home when erwin {my hubby/viejo} say's mi amor that's what he call's me ---def--mi amor --my love-- i am sorry i didnt get you any thang for valinetinesday i was thiking damn we was just at walmart yoou could have got me a card!! lol but i say its ok because i couldn't get you anythang i dont have any money he say's{i dont want anythang i have you} allllllllllll i say he say's {you know what happend to me on the way home?} i said what he say's{ have you ever heard of a guy name cupid?} i lol i said yes actualy i bloged about him yeasterday he say's{ well i was driveing and out of no where cupid pop's up in the car and say's to me hey chino my hubby's nickname he say's yeah i know you didn't get tiffany anythang but if she is good tonite while you all are at walmart i am gona leave somethang in your room for her... he ask's {do you beleave in cupid?} i said your crazy! he say's well we will just have to see what happen's well we get back to the hotel and i walkin and he say's {omg what's that?} i look there's a little red box on my table i smiled and he asked {are you gona open it?} so i sit down and opened it andin side was a chain with a charm on the charm it said LOVE on the back it say's LOVE IS ETERNAL he say's wow he did come lol i said how did you do that? he said i didnt do anythang lol he got on over on me lol... he still say's he didnt do it but we know he did!!!!!!!! thank's for listen to my v-day story!

UPDATE ON MY HOUSE!

SOLD $43.500 I NOW HAVE 30DAYS TO MOVE!!!! so happy but sad also you see the house was my dads for about 22yrs befor he dies good and bad memories adios mi casa!!!!

ME LOL........

You have been chosen to receive the Blessing of the Snow Fairy! The Snow Fairy will bring you good luck for one year! May you be blessed by his good deeds!.....

After going through a virus attack,
losing my hard drive,
fighting off hackers,
upgrading all my software,
installing fire-walls,
being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,
and a host of other problems..
I have fixed my computer...
and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!


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Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.



I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're extra special

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SUBJECT: THE WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY IS NOW OPEN !!
And
They Have Unveiled The Official Portrait:Monica ???

A new pic of my self! ugly i know!

very funny