THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right shit

! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,

lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit,

while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits,

and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,

shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,

some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit,

the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,

or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,

it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit,

you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along,

if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,

without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

Dead hammerhead shark found on Palm Beach coast
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Photo by Stacy Mandel
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A dead 10-foot hammerhead shark was found on the beach Sunday morning in the area of Dunbar Road.
According to reports, the shark carcass was spotted at 8:53 a.m. Public Works employees were called to pick up the animal and were assisted by two employees of The Breakers in getting it off the unguarded beach and into a town truck.
It was taken to the Solid Waste Authority Monday for disposal.

Photobucket meme
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DIRECTIONS:
1. Go to http://www.photobucket.com/ 2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box. 3. Use only the first page. 4. Insert the picture into your Blog.

1.what is your relationship status?

2. What is your current mood?

.3. Who is your Favorite Band/Artist?

4. What is your favourite movie? DONT HAVE ONE

5. What kind of pet do you have?

6. Where do you live?

7. Where do you work?

8. What do you look like?

9. What do you drive?

10. What did you do last night?

11. What is your Favorite TV Show?

12. Describe yourself:

13.What are you doing today?

14. What is your name? TIFFANY

15. What is your favourite candy?

16. What is your favorite drink?

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A new drink for me!

So you know I am no longer drinking sodas because of the sugar and I can't stand Diet soda so I am now drinking Sugar Freean find them just about any where Hawaiian Punch Singles To Go hey and you canfind them just about any where for about a buck can't beat that! You just poor one into a glass no messuring to do or you can also poor them into bottled water. They come in differnt flavors mine is WILD PURPLE SMASH

Now if I could only stop smokeing

God I Need Some Energy!

So here's the thang I cant seem to get any energy up untill about 4pm every day I wish I knew what I could do to get some I started takeing this product has anyone else takeing it if so please let me know how it works

So I thought this product would have hepled me but it didnt so I have decided to make a big change in my life I am going to stop drinking soft drinks and stop eating sweet's so no more sugar! We will see how it goes!

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Odd News!

Clerk throws cans of tobacco at robber

Mon Apr 14, 9:21 AM ET

A cigarette store cashier has snuffed out a robbery.
Police said a masked man flashed a knife at the Cigarette Outlet on Friday and forced one employee to the floor, then demanded money from another worker, Ruth Wright.
Instead of cash, Wright threw two cans of chewing tobacco at the robber, and one hit him in the face.
Officers said a customer then tackled the man, but the robber broke free and bolted out the door.
A cashier, Kittie Peacock, said the store had been robbed at least once before.






Man jailed for fake Viagra sales

Fri Apr 11, 1:09 PM ET

The general manager of a Shanghai chemical company was jailed for two years on Thursday for selling fake tablets of the male impotence drug Viagra on the Internet, the official Xinhua news agency reported.
Yu Bohuai made a profit of over 60,000 yuan ($8,585) in 2006 and 2007 by selling 14,030 fake tablets to clients abroad and in Shanghai. He was arrested last July.
Viagra is marketed by Pfizer, the world's largest drug maker. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved it to treat impotence in 1998.

Drivers flood station for 35 cent gas

Fri Apr 11, 10:29 PM ET

Traffic was backed up and police were called to control the crowd after a Wilmington gas station accidentally set the pump price at 35 cents a gallon.

The Wilmington Star-News reported Friday that hundreds of drivers flooded a BP station for the cheap gas after the price dropped around 9 a.m. Thursday.
Station employee Shane Weller said the price for premium gasoline was supposed to be $3.35 a gallon. He complained that customers paid the cheaper price all day without saying a word.
It was all the extra traffic that led station employees to the mistake around 6 p.m. They found it after calling their district manager, looking for permission to changing the price as a way of stemming the flow of customers.

Ky. city debates allowing pet goat

Sun Apr 13, 2:49 PM ET

A central Kentucky planning board won't get Gale Warfield's goat, but the city commission might.
Officials in Frankfort are discussing whether goats are livestock or pets.
The issue came up in October when Warfield received a violation notice about the goat and duck she keeps as pets on her residential property. Warfield said the letter informed her that Szokie the goat had to go.
Then she received a second letter saying he could stay while officials decide what he is.
Last month, the city's planning commission proposed an amendment that would have allowed up to two farm animals to live in the city on land of five acres or more. Under the current regulations, farm animals are only permitted on tracts of five acres or more that are zoned industrial, commercial or agricultural.
A public meeting on the proposed changes was scheduled last week but the meeting was canceled and the amendment withdrawn. The members of the zoning committee said the proposed changes were unnecessary.
"The committee likes the ordinance as is," said City Planning Director Gary Mueller. "To me a goat is a farm animal."
Mueller said the City Commission would have to enact any changes. "The consensus of the committee is to recommend this to the City Commission, instead of amending any ordinance," he said.
Warfield said she's distraught because the situation is still unresolved.

"I don't know what to do from one day to the next," she said. "I'm at a loss for words on all this."
She'll plead her case one last time to the City Commission on April 28. If Warfield is forced to get rid of Szokie, she said, she'll try and find him a good home that will love and care for him.
"He's not a typical farm animal," Warfield said. "I don't want him to be sold to a stockyard for slaughter."