WHAT I'VE LEARNED

'' if you think nobody cares if you're a live, try missing a couple of car payments.''
"common sense in not so common"
experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes"
"it's a small world, but i wouldn't want to have to paint it"
"it's amazing that the amount of new's that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper"
"let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain"
"the secret of staying young is to live honestly/ eat slowly, and lie about your age"