WATER OF LIFE?

• 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.
• 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
• 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
• 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
• 5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
• 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
• 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
• 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
• 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
• 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
• 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
• 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
• 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
• 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
• 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
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  And silly me! I've only been drinking the stuff.