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THE EASTER BUNNY'S QUICK & SIMPLE TIPS

If you really want something. Don't just sit there hop to it!

To tune into what's really going on, be all ears

Hidden treasures are often the sweetest pleasures

Jelly beans make everything better

A game of hide and seek can keep youngsters entertanined for hours

Floppy hats are perfect for bad hair days

A cute tale can make you the life of the party

Look forward to T.G.I.S Easter sunday that is!

It's never wise to put all your eggs in one basket!

To be most effective, walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Cat quotes, sayings and other funny comments about cats

"The cat is nature's beauty." --French proverb
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a great many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"His amiable amber eyesAre very friendly, very wise;Like Buddha, grave and fat,He sits, regardless of applause,And thinking, as he kneads his paws,What fun to be a cat!" --Christopher Morley
"If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air." --Doris Lessing
"A cat will be your friend, but never your slave." --Theophile Gautier
"I love cats because I love my home and little by little they become its visible soul." --Jean Cocteau
"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you." --Mary Bly
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." --Colette
"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience." --Alan and Ivy Dodd
"If you, like me, were made of fur and sun warmed you, like me, you'd purr." --Karla Kuskin
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion." --Fernand Mery
"Cats are living adornments." --Edwin Lent
"The Cat goes outAnd the cat comes backAnd no one can followUpon her track.She knows where she's goingShe knows where she's been, all we can doIs to let her in." --Marchette Chute
"Who could believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" --Irish saying
"A Cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." --Fred Schwab
"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." --Edward Palley
"There are no ordinary cats." --Colette
"A sleeping cat is ever alert." --Fred Schwab
"No heaven will not ever Heaven beUnless my cats are there to welcome me." --Epitaph in a pet cemetery
More Cat Quotes

A Cat Named Joe
There's a cat named Joe and you wouldn't want to knowBut he thinks he'd like to be a HippopotamusAnd it sounds very strange, and he really wants to changeAnd in that way he's just like a lot of us
Oh, it wouldn't be so bad if he was certified as madBut he's not... he holds a normal conversationIt's just that within he's in a different kind of skinAnd it causes him a lot of botheration
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catAnd it can make for very strange conversation
You see, Joe can't swim... it's just not natural to himHe gets his fur wet and whiskers out of shapeAnd a hippo feels a dud unless he's wallowing in mudWith his big toothy mouth all agape
But you look into Joe's eyes and know he loves the shape and sizeOf his big, round cousin in the waterSo he sits by the river with his heart all a-quiverWanting what he really shouldn't oughta
An identity crisis in a bloke like thatHas got to get a high considerationAt times we're all like that, the hippo and the catI guess we'd sometimes like to change our situation.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING

I HAVE BEEN WORKING MY BUTT OFF SORRY I WILL TRY TO POST MORE LATTER I AM A HOSEKEEPER ONCE AGIAN!

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wow it is very hard to get comment's on my page I know my blog is not very good but .... I do try to post at least once a week so if anyone know's how to get more people to comment please feel free to let me know thank you

The One That Got A Way!

Are the fish biting today? I guess we will see .The sun is just rising. Is it meant to be? With my pole in my hand,I head for the shore. I don't need a tackle box, Just worms, nothing more. I find a nice rock, 'Ah, this one will do. 'It's just the right size. I kick off my shoes. The worms are a wriggling, The water is just right I cast out my line And get ready to fight. I sit and wait patiently. The sun is so warm. I should get a bite. Uh - Oh. here comes a storm. I reel in my line And head up the hill, Then pray to the GodsOne wish to fulfill. Let it be quick. Don't stay here too long. I want to go fishing. This storm should be gone. A few cracks of thunder And some lightning, too, Some big drops of rain To make everything new. Then like two young lovers The clouds they did part I grabbed all my gear And playing it smart, I put on my jacket And a nice wide brimmed hat Then on my rock by the shoreI once again sat. I donned a new worm And cast out my line. It was still kinda sprinklin' But that was just fine. With a zing and a whir My pole came alive. A fish I had caught And, oh, he had drive. He swam and he swam, But I wouldn't give up. I would land this fish And have him for sup. Then like a gunshot My line it did break. My heart turned to mush Right there on the lake. The one that got away? Him, I'll never forget. For maybe next time, I'll remember my net.

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FINDING MYSELF

Now that my life is so great.Now that my life has no pain.You come and tear it apart,You come in and leave when you want.Now that the darkness is filled with happinessNow that joy is overcoming the hate You take those moments and switch'em to role plays You drag me into a world of fantasies and evil intentions and what i knew all erases.Now that i've become a new person Now that my old self is determined You tell me lies,lies and more liesYou tell me you was me this whole time.

wow was i ever shocked! feb14-2008

I sat waiting for my viejo {my old man} to get home like allways on thursday we go to walmart to cash his check and buy our grocierys for the week well he finaly comes walking in the door gives me my beso and ask's (mija do you mind if i take my cousin and his friends to cash there checks and i will also go ahead and cash mine andi when i come back we will go and do our shoping. I said sure well he was about to walk out the door and comes back in and ask's me{do you have a piece of string?} huh i ask what kind of string he look's in the dresser next to our bed and grabs a breadtell you when tie he's asks {can you hold this around your finger so i can cut this ?} by this time i am really confused so i ask what do you need this for? he say {i'll i get back} well he return's about an hour later and say's {let's go} well i must i was wondern if i was going to receve any thang for valintinesday but i was n$ot going to ask hey you gona give me somethang lol.... any way we finaly get our shopeing done and we are on our way back home when erwin {my hubby/viejo} say's mi amor that's what he call's me ---def--mi amor --my love-- i am sorry i didnt get you any thang for valinetinesday i was thiking damn we was just at walmart yoou could have got me a card!! lol but i say its ok because i couldn't get you anythang i dont have any money he say's{i dont want anythang i have you} allllllllllll i say he say's {you know what happend to me on the way home?} i said what he say's{ have you ever heard of a guy name cupid?} i lol i said yes actualy i bloged about him yeasterday he say's{ well i was driveing and out of no where cupid pop's up in the car and say's to me hey chino my hubby's nickname he say's yeah i know you didn't get tiffany anythang but if she is good tonite while you all are at walmart i am gona leave somethang in your room for her... he ask's {do you beleave in cupid?} i said your crazy! he say's well we will just have to see what happen's well we get back to the hotel and i walkin and he say's {omg what's that?} i look there's a little red box on my table i smiled and he asked {are you gona open it?} so i sit down and opened it andin side was a chain with a charm on the charm it said LOVE on the back it say's LOVE IS ETERNAL he say's wow he did come lol i said how did you do that? he said i didnt do anythang lol he got on over on me lol... he still say's he didnt do it but we know he did!!!!!!!! thank's for listen to my v-day story!

UPDATE ON MY HOUSE!

SOLD $43.500 I NOW HAVE 30DAYS TO MOVE!!!! so happy but sad also you see the house was my dads for about 22yrs befor he dies good and bad memories adios mi casa!!!!

ME LOL........

You have been chosen to receive the Blessing of the Snow Fairy! The Snow Fairy will bring you good luck for one year! May you be blessed by his good deeds!.....

After going through a virus attack,
losing my hard drive,
fighting off hackers,
upgrading all my software,
installing fire-walls,
being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,
and a host of other problems..
I have fixed my computer...
and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!


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Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.



I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're extra special

lol

SUBJECT: THE WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY IS NOW OPEN !!
And
They Have Unveiled The Official Portrait:Monica ???

A new pic of my self! ugly i know!

very funny

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! R.I.P

I SURE DO MISS YOU LONNIE DARVIN GROCE SR 01/18/47-----10/29/06

Cross Your Fingers!!

Hopefully today we will sell my house in kentucky we are hopeing for at least 48,000 it is a big house i was my father's but as you all know he pasted away last year. I hope we sell it for at least 45.000

funny stuff

Check out my Slide Show!

As Long As I Can Dream byHarout G.As Long as i can dream,as long as i can think,as long as i have a memory,i will love youas long as i have eyes to see,and ears to harand lips to speake,i will love youAs long as i havea heart to feela soul stirring within me,as long as i have a imagination to hold youi will love youas long as there is timeas long is there is loveas long as there is youand as long as i can breathto speack your namei will love youbeacues i love you more than anything in the hole world you know who you are babe <3>

HI EVERYONE IT'S BEEN FOR EVER SINCE I HAD INTERNET! WELL I LOOK FOWARD TO TALKIG TO YOU ALL!

Hello everyone I am back online so look for new stuff on my blog!

My uncle Wavel groce The truth will come out! My uncle will have justice he did not do this!

Marshals Find Convicted Rapist In Louisville

POSTED: 11:37 am EDT March 20, 2007
UPDATED: 12:58 pm EDT March 20, 2007

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- U.S. Marshals arrested a convicted rapist in Louisville on Monday.
Marshals arrested Ronnie Miller, 25, on charges of violating parole and the terms of the sex offender registry.

Also on Monday, marshals arrested Wavel Groce, 50, on charges of sexually abusing, raping and sodomizing a mentally disabled person.

"They’re just scum," Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Rich Knighten said. "You know, that’s the worst."

Daniel Groce, Wavel’s son, said the charges against his father were untrue.
"He would never do anything like that," Groce said. "He raised me. He raised my brother. He never tried to do anything like that with us. I know that none of that stuff is true."

Miller will be taken to Minnesota to face charges there. Groce was immediately taken to Allen County where investigators said they’re looking into new rape allegations. You see all of this is over him breaking up with his x-girlfriend jelousie is a bitch!

Monastery of Silence

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed.""I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.""I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine."It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

What is a Yankee?
The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts....

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Because he heard everyone there has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different Bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time "

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one is tall enough to go on the good rides

funny stuff

Men's advice to women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. 18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 19. You have enough clothes. 20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.

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Por Tu Amor ~Alacranes Musical My Favriote Song!

Hey baby girl Shhhh!
Solo Escucha

Por tu amor he sufrido tanto
Ahora que no estas aqui
Este amor no terminado
Aun pienso en ti

Por Tu Amor yo ire vagando
Tras mi Soledad
No descansare
Hasta tenerte otra ves

Y si tu ahun me quires
Ya sabes donde estoy
Aqui estare Esperandote
Con todo el Corazon

Asi que ven y dime cuanto me amas
Asi que ven y dime cuanto me extranas
Por tu amor
Yo viajaria hasta el infinito
Te cantare canciones que para ti eh escrito

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(ahhh!! Y todo por tu amor chiquitita)

Por tu amor he sufrido tanto
Ahora que no estas aqui
Este amor no terminado
Ahun pienso en ti

Por Tu Amor yo ire vagando
Tras mi Soledad
No descansare
Hasta tenerte otra ves

Y si tu ahun me quires
Ya sabes en donde estoy
Aqui estare esperandote
Con todo el corazon

Asi que ven y dime cuanto me amas
Asi que ven y dime cuanto me extranas
Por tu amor
Yo vaijaria hasta el infinito
Te cantare canciones que para ti eh escrito

Esto es para ti
POR TU AMOR

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck.
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The pr esident was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made th e day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain
would definitely be unlucky.

Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wis h good luck Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
Like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
(My sentiments exactly)


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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean that one enjoys it?


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There are three religious truths:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

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If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
But a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older;
then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their final exam.
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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If a cow snorted when it laughed
would milk come out of her nose?

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


As income tax time approaches,

did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?

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Facts about sex

Men:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

I am sick

I am sick I have the ful or A head cold are what ever you want to call it! So that is why i have'nt been writeing much at all sorry!

So you thank you go it bad huh?

Well around here when it rain's it pours!
I now have includeing my self 12 people liveing in my 5bed room house and on the first we gain one more! So the next time you thank 2 or 3 people are bad reamber me 12! Oh the people are myself, my three childern, mom her husband, my two cousin's, uncle, aunt, and here grandson & my children's dad!

God Has A Positive Answer~!

You Say
It's impossible
God Says
All things are possible
You say
I'm too tired
God says
I will give you rest
You say
Nobody really loves me
God says
I love you!
You say
I can't go on
God says
My grace is sufficient
You say
I can't figure things out
God says
I will direct your steps
You say
I can't do it
God says
You can do all things
You say
I'm not able
God says
I am able
You say
It's not worth it
God says
It will be worth it
You say
I can't forgive myself
God says
I forgive you
You say
I can't manage
God says
I will supply all your needs
You say
I'm afraid
God says
I havenot given you A spirit of fear
You say
I'm always worried
God says
Cast all your cares on me
You say
I'm not smart enough
God says
I give you wisdom
You say
I feel all alone
God says
I will never leave you nor forsake you!

Hey

Anyone out there know of anyone hireing?
please send me a e-mail @ tdg40208@aol.com

Hey

Anyone out there know of anyone hireing?
please send me a e-mail @ tdg40208@aol.com

Angel In Disguise

You're my angel in disguise You read my soul with your eyes Your spirit has entered my heart And it's my hope we never part for you are so special to me, Without you, my heart would weep bitterly.You're my angel in disguise Your love comforts my cries At night you guide me through the strife And it is for that, my dear angel, I owe you my life.
Angel In Disguise

A Shower of Rain

A Shower of Rain


The good ideas that didn't work,
the spinster who taught maths and Greek,
the boarded-up, what was once a corner shop,
those passing through, those who make do,
the well-established, the little palace,
the family home, the them and us,
the completely refurbished, the new build,
the closed National school, the wind
down entries, the instant sunlight,
the sound of music, the endless traffic,
the steel grid on the parlour door,
the dark street of solitary trees,
the monkey puzzle, the bulging hedge,
the cemented-over, the minimalist look,
the climbing roses, the hanging drapes,
the dickey-dy-do's, the rickety bed,
the flaking paint, the box room,
the rustle of a newspaper, a noise next door,
the snaps of mother and father,
the wakeful, the troubled, the early riser,
the timber floors, the young one's car,
ferns in the backyard, the rapid skies,
the original fittings, a shower of rain.

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Hello everyone I am back!!!!!

hey it's me Tiffany I dont know if anyone actualy reads my blog but I am back online so be watching for my post's!

Merry Christmas, Tiffany!

Merry Christmas, Tiffany!

May you and your three angels be very blessed this Christmas and in the coming year.

Sometimes Saintly Nick

the grave

You'll walk alone that lonely path, Its something you must do, Your tears they will roll down your cheeks, They will not comfort you. You'll reach a fork there in the path, It will split in to two, You will turn right and walk ahead, I wont be there with you. You'll wonder why it is like this, Why you're all alone, Choosing to come here at last, without another soul. You'll get to it and look straight down, An inscription is written there, The tears they flow like water falls, The pain you cannot bare. "He died alone and with out you, Tho he did love you soo, those words will cut you like a knife, You'll think it wasn't fair, But on your shoulder theres a hand, He'll always will be there.

my father

Lonnie Darvin Groce Sr.

BURKESVILLE -- Lonnie Darvin Groce Sr., 59, Ballou & Stotts Funeral Home. This is my fathers obituary his family put it in the paper boy it really shows how much time they spent on it huh. Any way I miss my father a very lot there's not A day that goes by I dont thank about Dad I love you and miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love allways your daughter Tiffany & grandchildern

you know you're in 2006

You Know You're In 2006 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
.4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
15.Now you're laughing at your stupidity :)

Inside a kitty's mind

I'm staring at you, Look at me please. HELLO?? LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!!Gr! Fine! I'll jump up on your lap so you HAVE to notice me!! Hahaha!! *jump* Yes! Look at me! You are under my power! You will do as I say! Now, PET ME!! *nothing happens* I said, PET ME! *still nothing* PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME!!! *sizzling head* Fine!! Resist my power! But I have another, more powerful power!! I will RUB AGAINST YOU!! Hahaha!!! You will not be able to resist my cuteness!! *rub, rub, rub* What's this?? You still resist me?? Fine, then! I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice! I will have to use my... *DUN Dun dun * kiss of doom!* lick, lick, lick* What??? How can you resist my... *DUN Dun dun* Kiss of doom!? I... I have nothing left! What do I do? I can't go back to the barn! The animals pick on me!! NOOOOoooooooooOOO!!!!!!I failed..."Come on, Cupcake, leave grandpa alone, he's taking a nap."Stop calling me Cupcake, Woman!!

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It's all about me!

Well,
I thought I would get some suff of my mind!
Here lately I have been so sad. Crying all most every nite. I have a lot going on in my life for starter's my father had to have his leg cut off and its been 3 days now and he still is on a ventlator to help him breath.
I shouldn't be mad at him but I am because if a couple of year's ago he would have put down the beer can and taken his meddicen everyday like he was told to do then maybe he wouldn't be in the shape he is in.

Also i have been back home with my family for a month now and thangs have changed so much! My mother drinks at least a 12 pack of bush beer evry nite i on the other hand am sober and drug free so i am hateing the way she acts everyday!

I have been with my childern's father off and on for about 7yrs we have been split up for about 6months now i was away from him for 3months and we only talked on the phone he told me when i came home we would be togather well i came back home and he said a differnt story well tonite we had a long talk and hopefully we will be geting back togeather for us this time not just for the kids i am feeling like i love him more now than be4 am i crazy?


in the mist of all this i am so happy i have my friend NICK http://saintnicksbytes.blogspot.com/

dad

I tried so hard to be patience with you. I tried telling myself "I miss him so much" and " Don't worry, I'm sure he does too. "But it doesn't help at all withall the pain. But i was saved daddy, I allowed God in myheart, but you don't care that I'm not the same.God talks to me and tells me not to give up on you, cause you'll come around. But how is 2 years for you to come and putting me down?Daddy, God has opened my eyes, and exposed reality on the world. He told me no matter what "You're Daddy'sLittle Girl I hope God will one day open your eyes, and show you the world. I hope God shows you,the pain you cause to your little girl.I was taught to not be afraid, and have no fear. When you fall down get back up, and keep going your time is almost here. I will still love you daddy

A Good Bye Kiss

The Board Meeting had come to an end. Bob started to stand up and jostled the table, spilling his coffee over his notes. "How embarrassing. I am getting so clumsy in my old age."
Everyone had a good laugh, and soon we were all telling stories of our most embarrassing moments. It came around to Frank who sat quietly listening to the others. Someone said, "Come on, Frank. Tell us your most embarrassing moment."
Frank began, "I grew up in San Pedro. My Dad was a fisherman, and he loved the sea. He had his own boat, but it was hard making a living on the sea. He worked hard and would stay out until he caught enough to feed the family. Not just enough for our family, but also for his Mom and Dad and the other kids that were still at home." He looked at us and said, "I wish you could have met my Dad. He was a big man, and he was strong from pulling the nets and fighting the seas for his catch. When you got close to him, he smelled like the ocean. He would wear his old canvas, foul-weather coat and his bib overalls. His rain hat would be pulled down over his brow. No matter how much my Mother washed them, they would still smell of the sea and of fish."
Frankie voice dropped a bit. "When the weather was bad he would drive me to school. He had this old truck that he used in his fishing business. That truck was older than he was. It would wheeze and rattle down the road. You could hear it coming for blocks. As he would drive toward the school, I would shrink down into the seat hoping to disappear. Half the time, he would slam to a stop and the old truck would belch a cloud of smoke. He would pull right up in front, and it seemed like everybody would be standing around and watching. Then he would lean over and give me a big kiss on the cheek and tell me to be a good boy. It was so embarrassing for me. Here I was twelve years old, and my Dad would lean over and kiss me good-bye!"
He paused and then went on, "I remember the day I decided I was too old for a good-bye kiss. When we got to the school and came to a stop, he had his usual big smile. He started to lean toward me, but I put my hand up and said, 'No, Dad.' It was the first time I had ever talked to him that way, and he had this surprised look on his face.
I said, 'Dad, I'm too old for a good-bye kiss. I'm too old for any kind of kiss.' My Dad looked at me for the longest time, and his eyes started to tear up. I had never seen him cry. He turned and looked out the windshield. 'You're right,' he said. 'You are a big boy....A man. I won't kiss you anymore."
Frank got a funny look on his face, and the tears began to well up in his eyes. "It wasn't long after that when my Dad went to sea and never came back. It was a day when most of the fleet stayed in, but not Dad. He had a big family to feed. They found his boat adrift with its nets half in and half out. He must have gotten into a gale and was trying to save the nets and the floats."
I looked at Frank and saw that tears were running down his cheeks. Frank spoke again. "Guys, you don't know what I would give to have my Dad give me just one more kiss on the cheek....To feel his rough old face....To smell the ocean on him....To feel his arm around my neck. I wish I had been a man then. If I had been a man, I would never have told my Dad I was too old for a good-bye kiss." --- Thomas Charles Clara
May we never get too old to show our love or to receive love without embarrassment.
The Apostle Paul wrote at the leading of the Holy Spirit,
"Greet ye one another with a kiss of love.
Peace be with you all that are in Christ Jesus."
(1Pe 5:14 )

The Power of Worrying

Death was walking toward a city one morning and a man asked, "What are you going to do?"
''I'm going to take 100 people." Death replied.
"That's horrible!" the man said.
"That's the way it is." Death said.
''Well, we'll see about that," said the man as he hurried to warn everyone he could about Death's plan.
As evening fell, he met Death again.
"You told me you were going to take 100 people," the man said. "Why did 1,000 die?"
"I kept my word," Death responded. "I only took 100 people. Worry took the others."
This interesting tale portrays so well what the National Mental Health Committee reported a few years ago -- Half of all the people in America's hospital beds are constant worriers. Mental distress can lead to migraine headaches, arthritis, heart trouble, cystitis, colitis, backaches, ulcers, depression, digestive disorders and yes, even death. Add to that list the mental fatigue of nights without sleep and days without peace, and then we get a glimpse of the havoc worry plays in destroying the quality and quantity of life.
Release the regrets of yesterday, refuse the fears of tomorrow and receive instead, the peace of today. Yes, my friend, simply let go and let God. Live this, and be eternally blessed. (Author Unknown)
''And we have known and believed the love that God has to us. God is love; and he that dwells in love dwells in God, and God in him. Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. (1 John 4:16-18)
''Do not be anxious (worried) about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable-- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy-- think about such things.'' Phil. 4:6-8 =================
Here are a few Bible vitamins to help combat things like worry. Unlike most of the vitamin suppliments merchandised these days, these are all free for the taking. :-)
Bible Vitamins
Anxious? Take Vitamin A. All things work together for good for those who love God, who are called according to his purpose. (Rom 8:28)
Blue? Take Vitamin B. Bless the Lord, O my soul, and all that is within me, bless his holy name. (Ps 103:1)
Crushed? Take Vitamin C. Cast all your anxiety on him, because he cares for you. (1 Pet 5:7)
Depressed? Take Vitamin D. Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. (Jas 4:8)
Empty? Take Vitamin E. Enter his gates with thanksgiving, and his courts with praise. Give thanks to him, bless his name. (Ps 100:4)
Fearful? Take Vitamin F. Fear not, for I am with you, do not be afraid, for I am your God. (Isa 41:10)
Greedy? Take Vitamin G. Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put unto your lap; for the measure you give will be the measure you get back. (Lk 6:38)
Hesitant? Take Vitamin H. How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of the messenger who announces peace, who brings good news, who announces salvation, who says to Zion, "Your God reigns." (Isa 52:7)
Insecure? Take Vitamin I. I can do all things through him who strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)
Jittery? Take Vitamin J. Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. Heb 13:8)
Know nothing? Take Vitamin K. Know this that the Lord is God, it is He that made us and not we ourselves. (Ps 100:3)
Lonely? Take Vitamin L. Lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age. (Mt 28:20)
Mortgaged? Take Vitamin M. My grace is sufficient for you, for power is made perfect in weakness. (2 Cor 12:9)
Nervous? Take Vitamin N. Never, no never will I leave you nor forsake you. (Heb 13:5)
Overwhelmed? Take Vitamin O. Overcome evil with good. (Rom. 12:21)
Perplexed or puzzled? Take Vitamin P. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not let them be afraid. (John 14:27)
Quitting? Take Vitamin Q. Quit you like men and women, be strong. (1 Cor 16:13)
Restless? Take Vitamin R. Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for him. (Ps 37:7)
Scared? Take Vitamin S. Stay with me, and do not be afraid; for the one who seeks my life seeks your life; you will be safe with me. (1 Sam 22:23)
Tired? Take Vitamin T. Those who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings like eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint. (Isa 40:31)
Uncertain? Take Vitamin U. Understand that I am (the Lord). Before me no god was formed, nor shall there be any after me. (Isa 43:10)
Vain? Take Vitamin V. Vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed every one. (Acts 5:16)
Wondering what to do? Take Vitamin W. What does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Mic 6:8)
Exhausted? Take Vitamin X. Exercise thyself rather unto godliness. (1 Tim 4:7)
Yearning for hope? Take Vitamin Y. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for you art with me; your rod and your staff - they comfort me. (Ps 23:4)
Zapped? Take Vitamin Z. Zealous for good deeds. (Titus 2:14)

No One Can Take Your Place Darling, seems like all I ever do, Are having wonderful dreams of loving you. In my dreams, I see your beautiful face Honey, no one can take your place… You’ve touched my life in so many ways, As long as I have you; they’ll be no lonely days. With me, you’ll always have your space, Honey, no one can take your place…I miss your soft & tender touch, Just taking care of you, would mean so much. I’d love to have you here with me, Just to kiss & hold you tenderly…When ever I’m down & feeling blue, I simply stop what I’m doing & think of you. When every moment is filled with strife, I thank the lord you’re in my life… When all seems lost, with no one to care, Please remind yourself, I’ll always be there. To comfort you, in good times & bad, It would hurt me so, to see you sad… I’ll always want only the best for you, Love & support you, in whatever you do. Loving you completely, asking nothing in return, Keeping you happy; is my only concern. I just want to keep a smile, on your beautiful face, Darling; no one, can ever take your place…

I can't kid my self

I love you but I shouldn't. I'd tell you but I couldn't. I'm the only one who will ever know. So on with my life I'll try to go. I'll try to ignore the sick feeling I get when you're away. And not to hang on every word I hear you say. No longer will I let your smile melt me to the core. When your eyes meet mine, I won't blush anymore. Each minute that passes I won't think of you. The feeling of true love I'll forget I knew. Then again, who am I kidding? You're my true reason for living. My heart for now I must foresake And with every glance my heart will break

A CHANCE TO CHANGE

A candle's weak mysterious flame
Warms up my heart on stormy nights
I realize it's me to blame
For all the crazy, angry fights

I want to ask you to forgive
For what I've said for what I've done
My love is all I have to give
I'll try to change, I will try hard

I realized you're all I have
There's no one else that close to me
Give me a chance and understand
That only you can let set me free

So I'm looking in your eyes
Asking you to break those chains
Chains of guilt and chanins of lies
Please use your enchanting ways.

All but you!

All But You
Millions of people pass by meMy heart wish to see only youThousands of eyes are set on meMy eyes match only youLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherWhat is the past incase it lastsIn the face of horrible holocaustCathedrals and churches Old Oaks and BirchesAll remind me of only youWhen sweet was the life And there was no strifeI thought of only youIncarnations, rejuvenationsAmalgamation and resurrectionsAll these tell me Only you are my combinationLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherDown the memory lane Whenever I see a maneI remember thy FirstIncarnation of pastI remember the orchards And I remember the old birdsIn the mist till I seeYou as ever foreverSweetest dream came true the dayWhen I saw you in MayBoth the magical ring And you had to say:Love knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherDon’t ask me what the rhyme is aboutDon’t say and please don’t doubtWhenever you will listen thy songNo matter wherever you belong Will come to your cast The beautiful life of pastEven If you and I can never meetEven if you are lost in the world fleetJust remember me and remember thy songSing this aloud and sing it alongLove knows no boundTime is bondedU and me foreverIts so profound to be fonded U and me togetherForever together

Learning Patience

Wait on the Lord:
be of good courage,
and he shall stengthen thine heart:
wait I say, on the Lord.
Psalm 27:14


The idea of patience is not a popular one to day. We are expected to be aggressive, to go out and get what we want when we want it. Those who wait patiently for the Lord to supply their needs are generally subject to ridicule.
The same is true in marriage. When we demand something from our spouse that he or she cannot deliver immediately, our first reaction is to turn away, to not be patient. If the disappointments and the turning away becomes habitual, our marriage is in deep trouble. Notice that the verse above does not say we will always get what we want. Instead, it promises that our hearts will be stengthened. We will learn to be patient we will learn how to love even when we do not receive what we think we want.

I LOVE YOU

It's eazy to say "I love you," especially when we want something from another. The words just fall off our tongues, never even going through our brains on the way. You can fool a lot of people into believing those words, too, at least until your actions prove otherwise.
Peopl who have been brought up to love generously can be guilty of using those three words inappropriately, too. There are a lot of huggy-kissy people who would be well advised to keep their distance until others can see if their words are backed up by their lives.

My childern,
let us not love in word or in tongue,
but in deed and in truth.
1 john 3:18

Hello!

hello everyone!
I haven't been on here in a long while.
I have been going thru some very hard time's in my life but any way i am back i would like to thanks everyone for the comments left on my blog. I just hope thangs get better for me!
I have god in my life now so hopefuly they will.
your friend tiffany